How I almost got pink eye...

This is an interesting story....The story takes place in Yuma, Arizona in the summer of 2008. While I was still in the Marine Corps of course. So there is this thing called WTI, or Weapons Tactics Course. Its an event where every airwing unit in the Marines send students to be qualified instructors for desert warfare, and weapons training. Well of course they have to send Aircraft maintainers to fix the broke ass aircraft. You work 12 hours on 12 hours off for 2 months. Its not as bad as it sounds I promise. Well if any of you have ever been to Yuma, you know its pretty boring. Even though they do have a casino, and a Buffalo Wild Wings. Well to say the least us Marines don't do alot of work. They always send to many people there, and trust me there ain't a lot of work at all.... So that being said what do we do in our off time. We fucking drink.....we drink A LOT! There are bars open 24 hours 7 days a week. Its almost scary, but who cares right. Well there is this strip club, and for the record I fucking hate strip clubs. Mostly because I hate getting conned by pussy.Guys know exactly what I'm talking about. The big tease of big tittied girls in your face, fuck strippers. Well anyways, this one fine establishment is called Platinums. Its an okay strip club, whatever looking strippers, and its to dark in the club to see how dirty it is. Well they have these special two days of the week called coin night. On coin night you pay ten bucks to get in, and any drink for a silver coin. You can get 4 Long Islands for 4 nickels if you wanted. HAHA I know it sound great huh? Well it is, as long as you go with the intentions of just getting fucked up. So finally to start the story, one of my Marines that used to work for me when I was stationed in Japan came out to WTI in Arizona. Well he got promoted while we were there, so we decided to go to coin night to celebrate. Well of course this was a great idea. So we pile into a taxi and take of with dreams of getting hammered and seeing some titties. Great idea on a tuesday night if I don't say so myself. Well within 45 minutes of being there I had already pounded down 9 Long Islands. I know the start of a great night right. Well I get super hammered within an hour and half. I have this rule were I don't pay for lap dances. Its just a rule of mine because I know when I'm drunk I'll spend way to much money on strippers. Especially when there is no result of getting laid at the end of the night. Anyways my boys buy me a lap dance, and she is fine. Atleast I was so drunk I didn't realize she was ugly. haha Well like a Ra-Tard I decided I was going to speak with an auzzy accent to the nice strippeer with her titts in my face. Even though I know she knows I'm a drunk ass Marine. I get the typical lines out of her, you know I'm saving money to go to nursing school blah blah blah. She had some great titts thats all I really cared about at the time. So she finishes up tries to get me to buy another dance. And in the up most polite way possible I respond with, " FUCK NO!" So I go to sit next to this little small side stage off set from the big stage. This girl started stripping, and she looked good. and not the I'm drunk looked good. The real looked good like she would look fuckin bangin if I wasn't wasted. She was white, 5'5 about a 125 pounds....naked. She had a great pair of titts, perfect bubble butt that you don't commonly see on a white girl.  She had brunet hair, with green eyes, sexy smile, nice full lips. For some reason she reminded me of a sexy suicide girl. She just had the look if you know what I mean guys. Well I'm sitting right next to the stage staring at her while she was stripping. Then we made eye contact, she swung around the pole biting her lip. She did the works split, ass clapping, pussy popping the works. Then when she had me full mast she crawls closer to me. Backs up with hair hands on the stage. In push up possesion she puts her knees on my shoulder. She lifts up her G-string with her beautiful vagina exposed right up in my grille. Let me tell you what fellas she was my cryptonite.  Well instead of putting a dollar in her G- string my smartass makes a choice. I focused....and took a deep breathe and I blew right into her asshole. It was so great. She jumped, and turned around with her knees still on my shoulders with the O face. The only thing I could think to do was shrug my shoulders. She climbed back onto the stage. I gave her 5 bucks, and for the rest of her time on stage she just smurked everytime she swung around on the pole. Well what I didn't realize was I had an audience. Lets just say I was what people where talking about in the smoke pit the next 2 days. Every time someone came up to me and ask me what made me do it. The only thing I could think to say was. " Thats how you get pink eye" Good answer huh? Well thats the story about how I almost got pink eye. Sucks that had the hangover from hell the next day at work...Hope you enjoyed